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Conspiracy Theories

I discovered the most awesome thing today.  I was reading one of the conspiracy theory message boards, of which there are a plenty on the web.  Aparently there's a shady underground organisation that has infiltrated the top level of society with creatures that look something like lizards in human form.  Members of this organisation are out to impose a new world order by secretly infiltrating organisations.  Politicians, bankers, royals, they are all in on the act.  But the best bit of all, it includes ministers of religion! 

Cool!  I get to become a reptile! 

Or maybe I already am...

For Mrs Gerbil

Who will be demonstrating this feat before the end of her first placement...

Church News

We had a streaker in our church last Sunday.

After a short chase, we caught him by the organ...

Thanks.  I'm here all week.

Tithing

While there may be some small details to sort out, I think we may almost have found a replacement for the tithe.

If anyone is looking for me, I'll be in the Gerbil Tavern. Saving the world.

Olympic Swimming Ool

According to the BBC, the Olympic Swimming Ool opened today. 

It's brand new.  It hasn't yet got a P in it...

Wedding Proposal

If you're going to do a job, do it right...



With best wishes to the happy couple. But if that's the proposal, It's going to be one hell of a honeymoon!

A brief diversion...

Well, it's the start of the General Assembly this weekend. Lots of big issues to discuss. But there's plenty of time for serious. To keep your mind off things, here's a cautionary tale of why men should read instructions, especially when there's strong laxatives involved...

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