Friday, 8 November 2013

Remembrance Sunday

First draft of a remembrance Sunday sermon.  Feel free to use if you have reached that point where you have run out of week.  Errors, omissions and typos are all mine and are included complimentary.



In monastic life, alongside the central church, you would always find a bakery and a brewhouse.  Because the water was not guaranteed to be pure, the monks would have a brewhouse which would brew ale with an alcohol content just strong enough to keep the water bacteria free.  In Dunfermline, at the Abbot House, they are recreating a medieval brewery, just like the one that would have been nearby when the abbey was a working community.  

When Mrs Gerbil and I visited, the brewer told us that the process  is temperature critical and you need to get the liquid up to exactly 70 degrees centigrade.  In the absence of thermometers, the way you would tell the liquid had got to that temperature is by looking at the surface.  When the cauldron  hit seventy degrees, the surface would go mirror smooth and you could see your face in it.  Everything looks calm on top, yet things are still quite hot underneath, an awful lot closer to boiling than ordinary room temperature.

How often does conflict look like that?  You may think that things are peaceful on the surface, but underneath, the unresolved hatred on both sides means that it won’t take much for things to reach boiling point.  

The global landscape has been shaped by conflict, past and present.  Tensions leading to the first world war had been brewing for at least a century before, with a network of treaties and alliances all serving to try to prevent war while at the same time allowing them to increase their military capabilities.  It only took a small act, the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, for the whole house of cards to come tumbling down, and the deadly conflict to erupt.

And even with the ending of hostilities, the treaty of Versailles didn’t really sort anything out in Europe, and World War 2 was inevitable.  The effects of the wars can still be seen today on the maps of Europe, in the shape of Germany, and the divisions in the former Yugoslavia.

In the British isles, we have had our own share of conflict.  Between 1969 and 2010, the troubles in Northern Ireland lead to at least 3,500 deaths, and each death had a mother, or a father or a child that was bereaved, asking why.

One such parent, Colin Parry set up the Tim Parry – Johnathan Ball Foundation for Peace in Warrington, where Tim and Johnathan were killed in an IRA bomb attack.  Colin did something perhaps unthinkable to victims of terror, he invited Martin McGuinness, the Northern Irish Deputy First Minister, and former IRA member to speak to the foundation.  Colin Parry has said that he does not forgive McGuinness, and is aware that his decision has drawn severe criticism, But he has said that “this is absolutely what you need to do if you are leading a peace foundation which proclaims the importance of talking rather than fighting.” 

In his speech to the foundation, Martin McGuinnes had this to say...

“Conflict resolution is about much more than ending conflict. The conflict is over, but the work of conflict resolution must continue.  If we approach conflict resolution on the same basis that we approached ending the conflict then I firmly believe acknowledgements about the past can become a powerful dynamic which will move us again to new places that many believe are beyond us.”

We can see that, just like the heating pot in the brewery, we cannot just look at the calm reflective surface, we need to be aware of what is going on underneath.  

The Isaiah reading this morning is a familiar one this time of year, beating swords into ploughshares and spears into pruning hooks.  Is this idealistic  Does it actually have any real world merit?

The war in Mozambique, the only country in the world that has a machine gun on its flag,  raged between 1977 to 1992.  As one way of finding ways of reconciliation between communities, The right Reverend Bishop Dinis Sengulane arranged the collection of 600,000 weapons, exchanging guns for books, bicycles, and sewing machines.  One village exchanged enough guns they bought a tractor.  Not a plough, but close enough.  There was a genuine fear that the guns would have been shipped to another part of Africa and they would have fueled a conflict elsewhere.  

 There are millions of weapons circulating Africa from the colonial days, Belgian, French, Russian, even British army rifles, all still deadly.  In a project that brought together artists from all sides of the divide, some of the guns were turned into art, Two examples, a tree of life, and a throne, both recently on display in the British Museum.   

The artworks are the visible part of swords into ploughshares, but perhaps more importantly, swords are not just physical weapons, but a willingness to seek conflict rather than reconciliation.  It’s not enough to calm the water by taking away the guns, you have to change hearts from swords to plowshares as well.  Through his work supported by Christian Aid, Bishop Sengulane continues to seek to do this.  

We hear that “Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends”  I would argue that to devote your life to peace, to spend your every waking hour uniting communities, breaking down barriers and softening hearts that have been hardened through years of warfare, that is the same thing.  That is showing great love for your friends.  And who are our friends, and who are our neighbours?  I’m going to  leave you to answer that yourselves.   

I will close today with some words from Archbishop Desmond Tutu: “You can only be human in a human society. If you live with hate and revenge, you dehumanise not only yourself but your community. You must forgive to make your community whole.”

Blessed are the peacemakers.  So pray for them, support them, wherever they are.  Help make them stronger.  Then you too will be doing your bit, beating swords into ploughshares, one gun and one heart at a time.

Sunday, 3 November 2013

R.I.P

Let us take a moment to remember the internet legend that is George Thornton.  George was the man that had the inspired idea to remove a dead whale from a beach with the use of twenty cases of dynamite.  Story here.

And if you have never seen the news report, where have you been.


George, may you rest in peace.  And may the whale rest in pieces. 

Friday, 1 November 2013

Life/Lives Balance

Yesterday's post was a right ray of fracking sunshine, wasn't it?  So first of all, thanks to JohnO and Nik for their wise advice which appears in the comments to that post.

Thanks are also due to the family from yesterdays service who emailed my supervisor with her thanks for the service and said:

"I would also please like you to thank [spot] ( oh I hope I have gotten his name right ) for his contribution to the service...I have no doubt he will make a wonderful Minister too." 

It was a nice lift to find this in my mailbox when I got up this morning.

I think my problem yesterday was that I wrote this post when I was in a pretty dark place.   What you read was the outpouring caused by a mix of ministry work and real life.  Rather than thinking about funerals, I should have went and worked on the bike, or played spot the appendage on snapshot Serengeti, or done something secular, and possibly even sacrilegious.  In fact I did try.  Yesterday afternoon I spent time in a brewery where, according to Session records, the former minister of one of the churches I have spoken in actually banned the brewers from stirring their beer on the sabbath. 

So I need to be caring, then be able to find my own space and care for myself.



Funeral

I'm not really wanting to blog right now.  If the truth be known, I'm not really enjoying myself right now, for any number of reasons.  Placement is fine.  My supervisor is friendly, supportive, willing to push my boundaries, and has a pretty good knowledge of what is going on in his congregation, presbytery, denomination and the wider world.  The congregation is a reasonably normal CofS crowd, with the expected mix of characters that you will find in any gathering of a few hundred adults. 

But there's still a few things bothering me.  Ministry now seems a long way off, and there seems to be a frightening amount of work to do before I get there.  Reading the OLM training manual hasn't made it any easier as there is a lot in there.  Then there is the paperwork, covenants to be agreed and goals to be set. Goals are a problem.  In general, if you set a goal and don't achieve it, then that is a failure, but if you have a range of experience, but these don't relate to your goals, then can you still have success. what about just trying to have experience,knowing that everything ultimately is useful?

This week I was asked to take part in a funeral.  right from the outset I was to have a speaking part on the day, and i was initially offered the tribute.  I have never attempted to write a funeral tribute before, and only ever been present on one occasion when one was being created.  It was eventually agreed that I would deliver a couple of readings and prayers during the service, and I would write the tribute. 

The funeral was a parish funeral for someone who had a family that lived all over the country.  It wasn't going to be a very big gathering at the crematorium.  When Stephen and I visited the lady, I was grateful that her son had written some notes to become a tribute.  All I had to do was convert the comprehensive notes into a format suitable for spoken delivery. The prayers actually included part of the order for baptism, about being born again into newness of life. 

So for the past week I have been shitting myself.  There are so many ways I could have got it wrong, and only a couple of ways to get things right.  When I do a sermon, I can usually rely n there being a caring congregation that will laugh at the mistakes, and support me. I was a complete stranger to everyone in the room.  Despite having Stephen doing most of the service, because he is the one that actually looks like a minister, I just couldn't get over the nerves.  I know I gave a clear delivery, and the transition between the two of us went fine, I just couldn't get comfortable, and even after coming home, the tension just would not go away.

I really don't want to do any more funerals.  I'm supposed to be bringing God's comfort to the family and friends of the deceased, yet it doesn't feel like I've done that.  I suppose, like anything else, it might get better with practice, it's just that I'd rather not get the practice.

Monday, 21 October 2013

Friday, 18 October 2013

Real Fire

One of our criteria for a manse is it must have a real fire.




Wednesday, 16 October 2013

Missing Children

In the UK a child is reported missing every three minutes.  That's around 140,000 every year, and most of these are not mentioned in the press.  The UK Missing Kids website maintains a list of missing children, many of whom have been missing for decades.  There are nine children listed that went missing in 2007, and are still missing.  Can you name two of them?

Some of the UK's missing have run away, some have been taken abroad by parents, some are involved in human trafficking, some end up on the streets, and some end up dead.  Looking out for the missing  and helping those on the streets is something we need to be doing, because it's rare that any of them get publicity.  You only ever hear about the white ones.


 While some of the missing in the USA version of this video were found, at least one was murdered by  the child's mother.  The UK version of this video featured two of Peter Tobin's victims.

Don't have nightmares.

Monday, 14 October 2013

Placement Begiins

So I started my placement the other week at Lowry (North) church.  It wasn't my first choice of placement, but it was getting difficult finding places where I hadn't already lead worship, been on placement, or been at Mrs Gerbil's placement.  I had planned on avoiding Lowry (North) as the minister was my presbytery rep for my meetings with 121, however 121 had other ideas.

So, I met with Stephen, the minister, and he gave me the guided tour.  There's plenty to keep me busy, with the usual fayre of Board, Session and Guild.  A pretty good selection of youth groups, three schools, a couple of care homes, and a group of Methodists that are having their church renovated and will be using Lowry (North) for worship.  There's also a regular cafe that does a pretty reasonable bowl of soup, and once they learn that vegetables are the devil's excrement, and that side salad never belongs on a plate, then their plain cheese sandwiches will be prefect.

So I can see things I want to learn, things that will challenge me, and things I want to change. I am trying to get all the daytime things visited early on.  I am getting a bit bored with retirement, so I am looking for a bit of work.  Three job interviews are coming over the next 7 days.  We'll see what happens with them.

Saturday, 12 October 2013

Dead Saints

A little bit freaky...

The short version.  Take a dead dude.  Excavate. Decorate.  Venerate.

The one that is second from the bottom, I was expecting it to come to life and say "Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls..."

Normal blogging about placement etc begins again soon...

Tuesday, 1 October 2013

RIP Psion



This is the remains of my Psion Series 5.  For its day it was a very powerful pocket computer, and it would still give modern computers a run for their money. 

The keyboard wasn't much smaller than the netbook keyboard I'm using today, yet the clamshell design meant it folded down into a very neat package. You could easily touch type, which was a very useful thing, as it came complete with a full office package that was compatible with Microsoft Office, yet it ran on a tiny memory.  It could multi-task, and it even had a mobile browser.  Touch screen technology and a with a bit of persuasion it could even do handwriting recognition.  You think ebooks are new?  I was reading them in 1998 on this.  The majority of my HND was written through this machine.  Internet wasn't a problem, as it would connect to a dial up modem, or even wireless through my mobile phone.

This was a highly efficient design  Two AA batteries would last me a couple of days, even if I was using rechargeable batteries.  They made every byte of memory count.

But it does have its downside.  For Psion, the predecessor to the Series 5, the Series 3 family were very well built machines with a loyal following.  People were reluctant to switch over to a new device when the one they were using was still serving them well.  And for me, the end of my Psion was when the screen cable died.  The clever folding design had a weak point in that the ribbon cable between screen and motherboard would give way.  Out of warranty, this was an expensive repair, so after nearly four years of daily use, I had to retire my Psion. 

I managed to track down a replacement screen cable the other day, and I was going to attempt a fix, but I'm afraid this Psion is too far gone.  Deeper investigation revealed a couple of problems that I must have caused myself somewhere along the way.

It's just a shame that Psion is no longer in the palmtop computer market any more.  I am yet to find a machine that is as functional as the Psion. 

Rest in pieces Psion Series 5, you served me well.