Jack, please keep your trousers on. You spent a large enough chunk of last week in the very close company of your new companion. As an intergalactic traveller, at least you have managed to choose an approximately compatible species for a change, although in sci-fi, bipedal apes are a lot easier to cast. (There's not many casting agencies where you can obtain a red-shirted, amorphous blob of goo to die in the first ten minutes of your latest space opera.)
But really, the only time you get undressed is when there's ten minutes to kill between plot elements. Yes, we are aware that the relationship with Angelo will be critical for the second part of the series, but when Rose "I want you to draw me like one of your French girls" and Jack got it together, they scored $1.8bn at the box office, and all you saw was one sweaty hand in the back of a Renault.
So, Jack, when it comes to screen time in the buff, remember that it's quality over quantity that counts.
I thought it was a citreon.
ReplyDeleteA 1912 Renault Town Car, owned by Mr William Carter. He survived and filed a claim against Lloyds of London for £5,000.
ReplyDeleteGood job it was never recovered. Some acts are never good for the upholstery.